Halloween Announcement

Those wishing to rent some of my goblins for Halloween may do so by contacting Blackriver Castle, in writing or in person (if you dare).

Information and Rates

Goblin Name: Argh

Height: 7 feet

Price: 1 golden coin per hour

Special Talents: None really, but he’s big – and cheap

Goblin Name: Screech

Height: 6 feet 4 inches

Price: 2 golden coins per hour

Special Talents: Howling, screaming, somersaulting; eating inedible stuff, breaking anything that breaks, lifting and throwing heavy things and people

Goblin Name: Boo

Height: 4 feet 7 inches

Price: 5 golden coins per hour

Special Talents: Hiding and scaring. Despite his smaller stature, Boo is ideal for a Halloween party, he can hide anywhere and disguise himself as anything. If you have guests bragging that they are hard to frighten, leave it to Boo and he’ll give them a scare of their life. Warning: Boo tends to get out of control when he eats sweets, so no candy please.

Disclaimer: Blackriver Castle holds no liability for damages done to your property, guests, servants, yourself or your family members. You hire the goblins at your own risk.

* Note: I take none of that silly stuff you call credit cards, checks, and money orders. Real gold please.

Sincerely Yours, and evil as ever,

Lord Arkus

Hello and welcome

Hello and welcome to my dark domain. No, not the castle - just here. Visits to Blackriver Castle usually do not end well, so it's for your own safety.